Cold Open Sketch Pre-recorded Weekend Update Music Performance Other
World Series Loss
After the New York Yankees lose the World Series, the coach (Dan Aykroyd) apologizes for the loss. Showing no hard feelings, one ballplayer (Chevy Chase) kicks the coach's stool out and hangs him.
Steve Martin's Monologue
Steve Martin goofs around for a bit, demonstrates his banjo-playing skills, then gets mad at the control room.
Speak Out For Milk
Chevy Chase requires multiple takes to send the right message across.
In a parody of the sci-fi series "Space: 1999", game show contestants of the distant future provide an amusing glimpse of recent historical events.
Kinky Friedman Performs "Dear Abbie"
Weekend Update With Chevy Chase
Real footage from the Ruben Carter trial makes up supposed renderings from a Weekend Update staff artist who snuck in. After praising her recent substitute anchoring duties, Chevy Chase makes faces during Jane Curtin's commentary on the dangers of fluorocarbon. A wandering snacker (Al Franken) reads over Chevy's shoulder as he delivers a news story.
Pitchman (Steve Martin) advertises the product that's a dog and a watch all in one!
A blind guitar-playing Negro (Garrett Morris) and a poet (Steve Martin) is among the anti-Establishment performers at a beatnik bar during the 1950's.
Looks At Books
Jane Curtin interviews "Sex & Sports" author, Dr. Lloyd Kaufman (Steve Martin), who shares his research findings and filmed footage on the link between abstinence and sports.
Autumn In New York
In a film by Gary Weis, he and other New Yorkers lip-synch covers of "Autumn In New York" while wandering the city.
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Ted Baxter's (Steve Martin) Drano-in-coffee prank on Mary Richards (Laraine Newman) ends in an unexpected catatrosphe.
Mysteries In Medicine
A profile of the new Blog Diet plan, in which a faux Eskimo (John Belushi) steals food from dieters (Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman) secluded in the wilderness.
Steve Martin Stand-Up
Steve Martin's topics range from his mother to the destruction of Earth.