November 7, 2009

November 7, 2009  Season 35 episode
Episode	663
Season Episode	5
Host	Taylor Swift
Musical Guest(s)	Taylor Swift
Song(s) performed by  Musical Guest(s)	"You Belong With Me" "Untouchable"

Previous Episode October 17, 2009

Next Episode November 14, 2009

The 5th episode of Season 35 and the 663rd episode of Saturday Night Live premiered on November 7, 2009, with host and musical guest Taylor Swift. This is Taylor Swift's first-time hosting, as well as her 2nd musical guest appearance on SNL.

Cast

Repertory Players

• Fred Armisen
• Will Forte
• Bill Hader
• Seth Meyers
• Andy Samberg
• Jason Sudeikis
• Kenan Thompson
• Kristen Wiig

Featured Players

• Abby Elliott
• Bobby Moynihan
• Nasim Pedrad
• Jenny Slate

Cameo by Amy Poehler

Sketches

 Cold Open   Sketch   Pre-recorded   Weekend Update   Music Performance   Other 

Title	Image	Summary
Fox News: End of an Era		Fox News' Greta Van Susteren (Kristen Wiig) discusses the 2009 general elections with panelists Brit Hume (Will Forte), Juan Williams (Kenan Thompson), Karl Rove (Bobby Moynihan) and Joe Trippi (Fred Armisen)
Taylor Swift Monologue		For her monologue, Taylor Swift sings about all the things she's not going to talk about in her monologue, including getting dumped over the phone, dating the werewolf from Twilight and Kanye West interrupting her at the VMAs.
Carter N' Sons BBQ		Carter ’N Sons BBQ tries to correct their old commercial for BBQ that will give you “swine fever” during the swine flu epidemic.
The View: Kate Gosselin		Whoopi Goldberg (Kenan Thompson) and the other ladies of The View (Fred Armisen, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Wiig) welcome reality show star Kate Gosselin (Taylor Swift), filling in for Sherri Shepherd, to discuss life as a busy mom, and then interview Nicolas Cage (Andy Samberg).
SNL Digital Short: Firelight		In this Twilight spoof, vampires are replaced with Frankenstein's monsters when a teen girl (Taylor Swift) falls for Phillip Frank (Bill Hader), a new guy at school who has green skin, bolts in his neck and freaks out around fire.
Hollywood Dish: Taylor Swift		On this episode of Hollywood Dish, hosts Brady Trunk (Bill Hader) and Anastasia Sticks (Kristen Wiig) sit down with Taylor Swift for an exclusive interview where the two make faces and annoy Swift until she storms off the set.
Driving PSA		In this PSA spoof, teen Samantha Samuels (Taylor Swift) raises awareness of the many dangerous habits that distract parents (Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis) while driving.
Taylor Swift performs "You Belong with Me". Kenan Thompson introduces Swift's first performance.
Weekend Update with Seth Meyers		Seth Meyers suspects that Nicholas Fehn (Fred Armisen) doesn’t actually have anything to say; Sarah McLachlan (Abby Elliott) upsets Seth with plaintive animal-rights crooning; incredulous Seth Meyers & Amy Poehler say “Really!?!” to Goldman Sachs’ H1N1 vaccine use.
Penelope: Man and Wife		Penelope (Kristen Wiig) ruins a wedding reception with her compulsive lies, one-upping everyone in attendance, including the guests (Taylor Swift, Andy Samberg), the DJ (Will Forte) and the newlyweds (Bill Hader, Abby Elliott).
Scared Straight: Skeet Devlin		Two ex-cons (Kenan Thompson, Taylor Swift) from the Scared Straight program use movie plots from Top Gun, The Sound of Music and Back to the Future to scare kids who were busted for joyriding.
Taylor Swift performs "Untouchable". Kristen Wiig introduces Swift's second performance however she was out of frame because the camera was already on Swift.
Roomies		Bennett (Andy Samberg) had planned on spending some alone time with his girlfriend (Nasim Pedrad), until her roomie (Taylor Swift) comes home and pushes him to the wayside.
Bunny Business		Randy Newman (Fred Armisen), Natalie Merchant (Kristen Wiig), Shakira (Taylor Swift), Adam Duritz (Andy Samberg), Eddie Vedder (Bill Hader), and Jennifer Hudson (Kenan Thompson) perform tracks from the "Bunny Business" soundtrack.

Preceded by: October 17, 2009

Saturday Night Live episode

Followed by: November 14, 2009