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 May 22, 1982
 Season 7 episode
Olivia Newton John
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 Episode 139
 Season Episode 20
 Host Olivia Newton-John
 Musical Guest(s) Saturday Night Live Band[N 1]
 Song(s) performed by
 Musical Guest(s)
"Physical"
"Make a Move on Me"
"Landslide"
Previous Episode
May 15, 1982
Next Episode
September 25, 1982

(Season 8)

The 139th episode of Saturday Night Live and the season finale of Season 7 premiered on May 22, 1982, hosted by British and Australian singer and actress Olivia Newton-John, star of the hit 1978 musical film Grease, who also served as the musical guest. This is both her only hosting and musical guest stint on SNL; in lieu of an opening monologue, Newton-John instead performed her hit, "Physical". As a result, she performed three numbers as musical guest instead of the usual two.

This is also Brian Doyle-Murray, Christine Ebersole and Tony Rosato’s final episode as cast members and Mel Brandt’s final episode as announcer (his only season as announcer).

Doyle-Murray (who previously was in the cast during the 1979-80 season, and who initially joined the writing staff in 1978 during season 3), leaves after two accumulative seasons in the cast, and 4½ seasons as a writer.

Rosato (a cast member hired the previous calendar year in 1981) and Ebersole (who joined at the start of the season), were let go from the show after only one season.

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Former band member Paul Shaffer plays with the SNL Band this episode

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 Cold Open   Sketch   Pre-recorded   Weekend Update   Music Performance   Other 

Title Image Summary
The Pig Meets Olivia Newton-John Skanky Paulette Clooney (Robin Duke) runs into her idol Olivia Newton-John in the ladies' room.
Opening montage The SNL Band is credited as the musical guest, despite Newton-John herself performs songs. Mel Brandt's final time as announcer, as well.
Talent Entrance Mel Brandt announces Olivia and the cast of Saturday Night Live, but the cast doesn't post on-stage with her.
Olivia Newton-John performs "Physical" Olivia_Newton-John_-_Physical_live_1982
Trans-Eastern Airlines Repeat from November 7, 1981.
Ebony & Ivory Frank_Sinatra_and_Stevie_Wonder_Duet_-_SNL Frank Sinatra (Joe Piscopo) and Stevie Wonder (Eddie Murphy) prepare to record a new "Ebony and Ivory" duet that's more fitting with Old Blue Eyes' style.
I Married a Monkey IV I_Married_a_Monkey-_The_Convent_-_Saturday_Night_Live Tim discovers his chimpanzee bride Madge is now a nun of the order of the Seventh Day Horizontalists.
Pearly Gates Adolf Hitler (Tim Kazurinsky) tries to get past St. Peter (Tony Rosato) by dressing as Mother Teresa, but The Colonel (Graham Chapman) thinks the whole thing's too silly.
Not a Record Ad Whatever this product is, it's amazing, but it's not a record.
Olivia Newton-John performs "Make a Move on Me". Eddie Murphy introduces Newton-John's second performance. Olivia_Newton-John_-_Make_A_Move_On_Me_live_1982
SNL Newsbreak with Mary Gross, Christine Ebersole and Brian Doyle-Murray Mary Gross and Akira Yoshimura are back for a segment in which Mary found "Arnold Schwarzenegger" outside a bar in the East Village called the Anvil. I think this might be my favorite of the Mary/Akira pairings :not only does he not look or sound anything like Arnold (or make any attempt to for that matter), he's also wearing the Conan the Barbarian outfit, which for some reason makes him look so much funnier. After airing a banned ad for The Secret Policeman's Other Ball which ends with Graham Chapman revealing he's wearing a tutu and garter belt, Chapman appears at the Newsbreak desk to apologize for any desecration of the US Flag or mockery of the Moral Majority. Chapman only got mild applause when he is introduced and the end where he stands up and reveals a garter and an American flag Speedo (shades of Show Your Patriotism?) felt a little predictable. Brian Doyle-Murray gets one up on him for wearing a garter and tutu himself as he gets up to shake his hand. Tim Kazurinsky comments on the glut of self-help books flooding the market. This felt like a warm-up for some of Kazurinsky's other commentaries, namely his Salute To Journalism feature and a few other book reviews where he uses that same sarcastic tone. There are some good lines, particularly Kazurinsky's assertion that Dr. Wayne W. Dyer looks like he "pulls his own string". He also ends with one of the more directly angry lines on the show, commenting that these books sell so many copies while small-minded towns burn The Catcher In The Rye. Next is the return of SNL Newsbreak's favorite crutch in the last third of the season, the photo montage, this one being two minutes devoted to Sophia Loren's prison term for tax evasion, using stills from her previous film roles. Whatever chuckles were coming from the audience seemed to die off pretty fast. Brian Doyle-Murray gets a good line at the end about how European values have stars thrown in jail while Americans put stars in the White House. Olivia Newton-John gives a commentary about Secretary of the Interior James Watt, listing his ethical issues as well as his callous disregard for the environment. This segment was too straight and too earnest to really be funny. It would fit in as a cold opening for the show in 2010-11. Joe Piscopo raises the energy level with his final Saturday Night Sports for the year, turning into a prop comic while displaying potential new athlete-endorsed products. Best one: Secretariat for ballpark franks. Piscopo also ends the segment with a pull-string doll saying his catchphrase, and gets a few laughs by pushing the doll into Brian Doyle-Murray's face. Eddie Murphy gets the highlight of the week's Newsbreak with his commentary about prom night and that fathers shouldn't fool themselves into thinking their daughters won't be having sex because "everybody gets it on prom night". This marked the final SNL appearance for Brian Doyle-Murray, Mary Gross and Christine Ebersole as SNL NewsBreak anchors.
Guest Performance: Michael Davis
Buzz Words Businessmen (Tim Kazurinsky, Joe Piscopo, and Eddie Murphy) communicate in corporate-speak, but when one is fired, he can't comprehend the others' euphemisms.
Sandy's Curse Geeky Rydell High students Norma (Mary Gross) and Kathy (Robin Duke) don't exist in the same social strata as Sandy (Olivia Newton-John), Rizzo (Christine Ebersole), Danny (Tony Rosato) and Kenickie (Brian Doyle-Murray).
Sports Organ Classics Bring the excitement of the ballpark back to your living room with a songbook of Sports Organ Classics. This marked the final SNL appearances of Tony Rosato and Brian Doyle-Murray as cast members.
Olivia Newton-John performs "Landslide". Christine Ebersole, Mary Gross and Robin Duke introduce Olivia by each saying a part of her name. This marked the final SNL appearance of Christine Ebersole as a cast member. Landslide_-_Olivia_Newton-John
The Clams Repeat from the previous season-opener premiere.
Goodnights and Closing Credits Joe Piscopo mentions that Eddie Murphy's going to be filming a movie with Nick Nolte that summer; of course, we all know what movie Eddie Murphy was filming. By the time the show returned in the fall, he would cement his position as the dominant cast member, leaving Piscopo in his shadow. Tony Rosato can be heard yelling "How 'bout that band, huh?" During the credits, still images show highlights from the season which just concluded. Going by the which stills were included, the producers must have been especially proud of the Daniel J. Travanti, Blythe Danner, Bill Murray and Tim Curry shows, but there were also a few shots from John Madden and one of Robert Conrad.

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  1. The credited musical guest was 'The Saturday Night Live Band'; host Olivia Newton-John performed the musical numbers.
Preceded by:
May 15, 1982
Saturday Night Live episode Followed by:
September 25, 1982 (Season 8)
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