- "I can't bear this bloody thing!"
- — King Charles IRL, mad at a leaky ballpoint pen
King Charles III, formerly "Charles, Prince of Wales," full name Charles Philip Arthur George (b. November 14, 1948) is the current King of The Commonwealth and eldest son of Queen Elizabeth II. Known alternatively in Scotland as Duke of Rothesay and in South West England as Duke of Cornwall, he was the longest-serving heir apparent in British history, having held the position from 1952 to 2022. After Elizabeth II's death in 2022, Charles became King. Taking the throne at 73 years of age, Charles III was also the oldest heir to the throne since 1714.
Although he never made a guest appearance on Saturday Night Live, he has mostly been impersonated by multiple cast members and hosts.