February 5, 2005 Season 30 episode
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| Episode | 576 |
| Season Episode | 11 |
| Host | Paris Hilton |
| Musical Guest(s) | Keane |
| Song(s) performed by Musical Guest(s) |
"Somewhere Only We Know" "Everybody's Changing" |
| Previous Episode January 22, 2005 |
Next Episode February 12, 2005 |
The 576th episode and 11th episode of Saturday Night Live's 30th season premiered on February 5, 2005, hosted by the media personality, businesswoman, socialite, model, and entertainer Paris Hilton with English alternative rock band Keane as the musical guest. Paris Hilton's only time hosting and her 2nd appearance was made, and this was also the only musical guest stint on SNL for Keane.
Cast[]
Repertory Players[]
- Fred Armisen
- Rachel Dratch
- Tina Fey
- Will Forte
- Darrell Hammond
- Seth Meyers
- Chris Parnell
- Amy Poehler
- Maya Rudolph
- Horatio Sanz
Featured Players[]
Sketches and Music Performances[]
Cold Open Sketch Pre-recorded Weekend Update Music Performance Other
| Title | Image | Summary |
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| American Idol Cold Open | Throngs of untalented singers aspire to be the next William Hung. | |
| Monologue by Paris Hilton | Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell (Maya Rudolph), flirts with Jose Cuervo (Fred Armisen), a dog belonging to the super in Kenan Thompson's building. When Tinkerbell learns Jose Curevo is fixed, she invites him to the after-party, as she hosted SNL for the only time. | |
| cheapkids.net Commercial | Selfish wanna-be parents (Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler) are encouraged not to waste unneccesary dollars when raising their children. | |
| Versace Skiing | On the ski slopes, Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) calls Paris Hilton a “bitch.” | |
| The Expensive Purse | Both Starkisha (Finesse Mitchell) and rich white girl Portia (Paris Hilton) want the same overpriced purse. | |
| cheapkids.net Commercial II | CEO Gary B. Anthony (Chris Parnell) tries to pawn off children’s books with incorrect spelling for eight cents. | |
| Exclusive Connections | Exclusive phone sex hotline satisfies the sci-fi fantasies of nerds everywhere. | |
| Trump Family | Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond) brings third wife Melania (Paris Hilton) home to meet the kids (Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler). | |
| Keane performs "Somewhere Only We Know" | ||
| Weekend Update with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler | Donavan McNabb (Finesse Mitchell) and his mother, Charline (Kenan Thompson), comment on the Super Bowl. A visit from the tiny people from Elliot Gould’s moustache (Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch) takes a tragic turn. Tina and Amy perform a Superbowl Point/Counterpoint. | |
| Merv the Perv | His 20-year high school reunion prompts a flashback of Merv’s (Chris Parnell) slim prom chances. | |
| cheapkids.net Commercial III | CEO Gary B. Anthony (Chris Parnell) hawks ridiculously cheap children’s medicine. | |
| Rafael Alonzo's I.T.F. Technical Computer Institute | ||
| Inside Barbe's Dreamhouse | Ken (Will Forte) cheats on Barbie (Amy Poehler) with another Barbie (Paris Hilton). | |
| Keane performs "Everybody's Changing" | ||
| The Bar | Philadelphian Brent (Seth Meyers) doesn’t score with woman (Paris Hilton) in a bar. | |
| Bear City | Frustration culminates when a bear tries to get cigarettes from a gas station. | |
| Goodnights | Paris Hilton thanked Keane, the cast and crew, she said she had a wonderful time tonight, and reminds everyone to have a fun Superbowl Sunday. Kenan Thompson holds up a sign that reads: “Happy Birthday, Parn-sy!”. |
| Preceded by: January 22, 2005 |
Saturday Night Live episode | Followed by: February 12, 2005 |