Cold Open Sketch Pre-recorded Weekend Update Music Performance Other
Sean Spicer Press Conference
Sean Spicer (cameo by Melissa McCarthy) and Jeff Sessions (Kate McKinnon) take questions from the press (Bobby Moynihan, Mikey Day, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata, Cecily Strong, Kyle Mooney).
Monologue by Alec Baldwin
Host Alec Baldwin reminiscences about his previous hosting appearances, while Pete Davidson points out how Alec has aged.
An advertisement for Russell Stover's Black History Heart Shaped Box. With Alec Baldwin and Leslie Jones.
Ad execs (Alec Baldwin, Aidy Bryant, Kyle Mooney, and Melissa Villaseñor) pitch commercial ideas for Cheetos to the company executives (Cecily Strong and Alex Moffat).
Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon) tries to win back Jake Tapper's (Beck Bennett) trust.
A drill sergeant (Alec Baldwin) goes easier on his son (Mikey Day) than the other soldiers (Alex Moffat and Kyle Mooney). Also stars Aidy Bryant.
Ed Sheeran Performs "Shape Of You"
Musical Guest Ed Sheeran performs "Shape Of You".
Weekend Update With Colin Jost And Micahel Che
Topics include the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals upholding the suspension of President Trump's travel ban and a Brooklyn coffee shop selling a $15 cup of coffee. Senator Elizabeth Warren (Kate McKinnon) questions Colin Jost about his salary and the swag bags he's received, a Guy Who Just Bought a Boat (Alex Moffat) shares his tips for having a great Valentine's Day, and Greg and Shelly Duncan (Mikey Day and Leslie Jones) discuss their experience trying S&M.
Trump People's Court
It's President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) versus the Ninth Circuit Court judges (Kyle Mooney, Vanessa Bayer, and Pete Davidson) on People's Court. Also stars Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Mikey Day, and Alex Moffat.
Beyoncé (Sasheer Zamata) gets to know her twins (Kenan Thompson and cameo by Tracy Morgan) during a doctor's (Alec Baldwin) visit.
Ed Sheeran Performs "Castle On A Hill"
Musical Guest Ed Sheeran performs "Castle On A Hill".
With his coach's (Alec Baldwin) encouragement, Doug (Mikey Day) breaks the school record for sit-ups, cropdusting the class in the process. With Aidy Bryant, Kyle Mooney, and Alex Moffat.
Leslie Wants To Play Trump
Leslie Jones is ready to play President Donald Trump. Also stars Bobby Moynihan, Kyle Mooney (as her love interest, a throwback to "Love and Leslie" from the November 12, 2016 episode), Melissa Villaseñor, Sasheer Zamata, Vanessa Bayer, and an onscreen appearance by Lorne Michaels.
Alec Baldwin thanks musical guest Ed Sheeran, Melissa McCarthy and former SNL cast member Tracy Morgan.