Dion was a character done by Eddie Murphy . He was a flamboyantly gay hairstylist who, in some sketches, worked on Saturday Night Live. He had an equally flamboyant assistant (and friend) who appeared in most of his sketches with him, named Blaire (Joe Piscopo).
"Oh, Dion!" Blaire says after an off-collar remark by Dion.
"I am at the apex of my hair styling powers!"
"I do not watch the news, I read about it every week in the National Enquirer."