Dick in a Box was an SNL Digital Short from the December 16, 2006 episode.
Lyrics[]
- Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
- So just sit down and listen
- Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
- And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
- (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
- Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
- A gift real special, so take off the top
- Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
- Not gonna get you a diamond ring
- That sort of gift don't mean anything
- Not gonna get you a fancy car
- Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
- Not gonna get you a house in the hills
- A girl like you needs somethin' real
- Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
- Somethin' special girl
- It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
- It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
- See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
- And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
- To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
- It's easy to do just follow these steps
- 1: Cut a hole in a box
- 2: Put your junk in that box
- 3: Make her open the box
- And that's the way you do it
- It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
- It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
- Christmas; dick in a box
- Hanukkah; dick in a box
- Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
- Every single holiday a dick in a box
- Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
- Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
- Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
- A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...