Cold Open Sketch Pre-recorded Weekend Update Music Performance Other
President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) meets with supporters (Mikey Day, Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant) in Kentucky's Boone County.
Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue
Host Louis C.K. calls out chickens for being racist and wonders if giraffes are amazed by their long necks.
A lawyer (Louis C.K.) charms everyone in the courtroom (Kenan Thompson, Leslie Jones, Pete Davidson, Aidy Bryant, Vanessa Bayer) with a surprising attribute.
Thank You, Scott
Thank you, Scott (Louis C.K.), for all of your social media posts.
The owner of a soda shop (Louis C.K.) makes a teen girl (Cecily Strong) an interesting offer.
The writer-director (Beck Bennett) of Kendall Jenner's (Cecily Strong) Pepsi commercial shares his concept with friends ahead of the shoot.
The Chainsmokers Performs "Paris"
Musical Guest The Chainsmokers perform "Paris" featuring Emily Warren.
Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including President Donald Trump sending 59 missiles to disable a Syrian minefield, Neil Gorsuch being confirmed to the Supreme Court, and a woman who fell from a bridge while taking a selfie. Cecilia Gimenez (Kate McKinnon) defends sculptor Emanuel Santos' bust of Cristiano Ronaldo.
The O'Reiley Factor with Donald Trump
Bill O'Reilly (Alec Baldwin) and President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) discuss the sexual harassment scandal surrounding O'Reilly.
A clown (Bobby Moynihan) is asked to perform at a grown man's (Louis C.K.) birthday party.
What if I told you that where most people's couches end, yours could bend and keep going?
The Chainsmokers Perform "Break Up Every Night
Musical Guest The Chainsmokers performs "Break Up Every Night".
Re-enactors (Louis C.K., Kate McKinnon) show visitors (Vanessa Bayer, Kyle Mooney, Kenan Thompson) what life was like in a 1913 apartment.
A picture of Don Rickles, who died two days earlier, is shown in silence before the goodnights.