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Brezhnev's NBC Deal
Leonid Brezhnev (John Belushi) finagles NBC President Herb Goodman (Elliot Gould) for a guest appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Montage
After just two episodes, the "Saturday Night Live" name is dropped, and goes back to being "NBC's Saturday Night" for the rest of the season. Although the bumpers still called the series "Saturday Night Live", it wouldn’t officialy hold that name until the start of season 3.
Elliot Gould's Monologue
Elliot Gould, John Belushi and Bill Murray sing and perform the old dance craze, "The Castration Walk."
The Coneheads At Home
A telephone technician (Elliot Gould) installs 35 phone lines in the Conehead home and makes out with Connie (Laraine Newman), as Merkon (Garrett Morris) arrives from Remulak to check in on the family.
Kate & Anna McGarrigle perform "Kiss & Say Goodbye"
You've Come A Long Way Buddy
A group of men discuss the issues affecting men today.
Weekend Update With Jane Curtin
Bill Murray speaks in sexual metaphors while delivering a commentary on an anti-porn rally. Laraine Newman interviews Howdy Doody's widow, Debbie Doody (Gilda Radner). John Belushi illustrates different types of weather as a service to shut-ins.
Nick "Summers"
Nick the Lounge Singer (Bill Murray) works the crowd at a vacation resort.
United Face Bank
Joan Crawford (Jane Curtin) solicits donations for faceless folks like football star Eldo Johnson (Garrett Morris).
Sports Fight
In a film by Gary Weis, patriotic music plays over footage of a sports fight.
Kate & Anna McGarrigle perform "Heart Like a Wheel"
ATM Security Tests
White man (Bill Murray) tries to pay Black Man (Garrett Morris) through his bank's ATM machine, but must first endure a series of security tests.
Natural Causes Restaurant
Jason (Dan Aykroyd) and Chloe's (Laraine Newman) restaurant only serves animals that died of natural causes.
Roslyn Kind Performs "I'm Not Anyone"
Puppet Affair
A viewer film features a man's wife having an affair with a toy clown.
Pilson's Feedbag Dinners
Chevy Chase endorses the dinners for people who are always on the go.